you know when you have one of those days when absolutely everything goes wrong? whatever is the opposite of that, that was today.
riding to the gym, i saw a woman on the bike path ahead of me who appeared to be littering. but it turns out, she was walking along collecting other people's litter. i was still smiling when i got to the gym, only to discover i'd left my gym card at home. "no worries," said the guy behind the desk, "we'll just look it up." when it was time to do yard work, a huge thunderstorm rolled in -- and now i'm listening to the rain hammer our sound tin roof while looking at a rainbow.
i know: this is so nauseating you're not even reading anymore.